A story I wrote last year for 2nd Story, about my former band’s ill-fated Pacific Northwest tour, which ended in a small-town Wal-Mart parking lot. You can also watch a (crappy) video of me performing it here, or read it on your Kindle-enabled device by buying the Is Greater Than eBook.)
“This one’s a classic,” Old-Timer Al said to us, sternly examining our VW Bus parked across three spaces in the Wal-Mart lot, yellow in the sun as a sea lion carcass. Tendrils of rust crept from the wheel wells. It was far from a classic.
Kevin responded, “sure is”.
“All we need to do is sign over the title and it’s yours,” Cody said.
“I couldn’t let you boys do that,” Al said to us. “How much do you want for her?”
“Seriously, you can just have it for free if you take over the title.” All we wanted was to be rid of this damned bus, which we’d bought off an acquaintance a month earlier for $800. Still, Al wanted to haggle.
“Okay, how about $300″ Cody said.
“$150″ Al said. “It’s a deal.”
We’d finally found a taker. Stuck in the tiny town of Yreka, ten miles south of the Oregon-California border, we were selling our only form of transportation for $150, and it was the best news of the day. (more…)

