Remember when that fat asshole twice your age who you worked with at your first customer service job belched “opinions are like assholes, everyone has one”, and proceeded to unload his ignorant, half-baked, personal manifesto on you? Thanks to the … Continue reading

This time last year, my wife and I drove around this country following this general itinerary. I’m ready to go again. View Untitled in a larger map

The transformation of the "hipster" from straw man to bogeyman has been a gradual process: here's a first, incomplete draft of this supremely important cultural history.